why it is good to be a guy?

To all of them who i call "pondan" out there, why you want to change your sex and idolize to become a gurl. Think of this, i have come out with several thinking about why it is good to be a guy...

**Shorter waiting time at the bathroom
**I'll never need to wear to wear pantyhose (more than once) in mu life.
**People look me in the eye when they're talking to me
-If you a girl, there is attraction at other part in your body.. kikiki
**Our friend don't care if we gained weight
**Our phone conversation last about .. 30 seconds
-Girl... huhh gossip make it long. Wahaha
**If we're over 30 and single.. no one cares
**Car mechanics tell us the truth
-They are cheating on girl to get more income (not all)
**One week trip=one small bag
**Grey hair and wrinkles add character
**If it's a hot day, we can take our shirt off while we're outside
**Our significant others don't ever expect any thoughtful behavior form us
**Shaving: above the neck only. Waxing: Over my dead body wahaha


So.. girl tell me bout why it's good to be a girl?

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